We smell a rat..

First they said
There was fire
Then they said
They put it out
Now they say
There's some doubt

First they said
It was in house
Then,in outhouse
Packed in a sack
But others say
We saw big stack

First they said
There was cash
Lots and lots of it
They didn't count.
Now they all give
A different amount

First they said
See the videoclips
Then they said
They are all blank
Firemen,policemen
Who do we thank?

First they said
Boss wasn't home
Now the boss is
Not to be found
But don't worry folks
The system is sound

First they said
Let us transfer him
But no one wants
Unwelcome guest
What they all seek
Is that "treasure chest"!

First they said
This seems a bribe
Then they said
Let him explain
Yet all are agreed
Rumours are a pain

First they said
There was cash
Now they claim
They didn't say that
So why blame us
If we smell a rat?